Ahoy tharrrrr!

How hath ye found the forrrrrrrrbidden island, eh?

 

 

 

 

......the desert island of the fabled

 

 

 

 

 

 


A m a z o n   p i r a t e

 

 

known only as ..............................

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ye may 'ave 'eaRRRRRd the

tale

and ev'ry woRRRRRd of it tis

true

I tell ye!

how the one-breasted.....................................................................

 

hook-handed

 

piRRRRrate lass .................................................................

 

 

sailed the high seas

undeRR both mast and oaRRRRRRR

 

 

ARRRRRRRRmen, rest 'er soul!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

............................Tis true they captured her spirit image

aye

bless 'er 'aRRRRRRt

 

 

 

.............................which I suppose is why you be 'ere

AYE!

 

one of those perveRRRRted types
... are ye matey?

curRRRRRRios eh?.................................

 

Come a-loooookin' at the Amazon Pirate Lass?

 

 

 

 

well tis ME ye 'ave to PASS!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and the ARRRRRRCHES of DOOM.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...............................................the FIRRRRRES of tortuRRRRRRRRe......

.............................................................................

 

 

 

 

 

 

the waterRRRRRRy maze of putrid channels......

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

... DOWN............................................

 

 

down

.....................................

 

....................................................................................down

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

past treasures.... that will tempt your greedy hands....

but curse your life....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

.....and into the dungeon of drRRRRRRag-- No, not that way!!!!

 

 

Hey, COME BACK HERRRRRRRE!!!!

THAT'S THE W R O N G ---W A Y!!!

 

 

 

COME BACK ye black 'arrrrted scoundrel!

 

 

 

 

 

By my bloody peg leg, I'll sic my attach parrot on youuuuuuuuuu

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Pirates B-WAIRRRRR

---ye R enterrrrin the secret vault---

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Legacy

The only known photos
of the Amazon Pirate

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This photo taken
during the raising of the Pirate flag
and Amazon national anthem
"My Country Tits of Thee"

 

 

 

Suddenly a skirmish broke out as the photographer was discovered hiding behind a rum cask.
He had no press pass.

 

 

 

The final shots from unfortunate photographer's time-travel camera:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then darkness.

 

 

 

 

 

 

To L's credit, the photographer did turn up in the present time again, a bit befuddled, but unhurt.
His camera was never seen again.

 

May the spirit of L

inspire the Amazon sistership!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Too far, Matey! RRRRRR ye LOST???